The price of having a girlfriend

The price of having a girlfriend

1. Before I have a girlfriend, I can save half of my salary and spend half; after having a girlfriend, the other half has to be spent, and sometimes I have to borrow foreign debt.

  2. Before I have a girlfriend, I only wash my own clothes once a week; after I have a girlfriend, I do my laundry three times a week, and two of them are for my girlfriend.

  3. Before having a girlfriend, I only ate two meals a day (the breakfast was free); after having a girlfriend, we ate three meals a day, and sometimes had to add supper.

  4. Before I have a girlfriend, I occasionally clean the house; after I have a girlfriend, I clean the house almost every day.

  6. Before having a girlfriend, I bathed myself with a box of heated water; after having a girlfriend, I often bathed two people. If the hot water was not enough, I could only use cold water.

  7. Before I had a girlfriend, I only remembered my own birthday; after having a girlfriend, I had to remember her and her parents’ birthdays. As a result, I forgot my birthday.

  8. Before having a girlfriend, the little boy in the Hutong mouth met my brother. After having a girlfriend, the little boy met us and called my uncle and her sister.

  9. Before I had a girlfriend, I had a black and beautiful hair, Yushu was in the wind; after having a girlfriend, the hair was given to my girlfriend, and she ordered me to only shave the inch, afraid that I would make a big move.

  10. Before having a girlfriend, I asked my brothers to go swimming with their PP GF: After having a girlfriend, I only asked them to go skating.

(Why are I asking?

) 11. Before I had a girlfriend, I had a pair of parents to support; after having a girlfriend, I had to take care of two pairs of parents, especially to her parents, I was more filial than my biological ones.

  12. Before I had a girlfriend, people called me dude. After I had a girlfriend, they ran away when they saw me.
13. Before I had a girlfriend, I was never late for work. I was a model pacemaker praised by the unit leader. After having a girlfriend, I often arrived late and left early.

  14. Before I had a girlfriend, I bought a street of “Red Tower Mountain” and “Marlboro” to smoke. After I had a girlfriend, I occasionally bought “Jiqing” and “***” to smoke. I often borrowed her “Moore”.Have been smoking addiction.

  15. Before I had a girlfriend, I went out for dinner and drank only two yuan of snowflake beer. After having a girlfriend, we went out for dinner and ordered 30 yuan of “rumeng” juice.

  16. Before I had a girlfriend, I was just three or eight quarters. After I had a girlfriend, I spent Women’s Day with her.

  17. Before I had a girlfriend, I rode in a “competition” with someone else. After I had a girlfriend, I rode “permanent” to aggravate the modified version, and took her to watch the flowers in the night market.

  18. Before I have a girlfriend, my brothers have something to do. I am on call and I am thin and clear. After having a girlfriend, my brothers have something to do. I have no trace and I am accused of being light and light.

  19. Before I had a girlfriend, I walked down the street and looked enviously at a pair of lovers; after having a girlfriend, we walked down the street and looked enviously by a group of bachelors.